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jefferson...is a giant troll ([personal profile] royalpassport) wrote2016-09-04 01:14 pm

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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's be honest, you're probably still trapped in your house somewhere, Jefferson, but Bucky has taken to your private account for a very important reason. It's almost directly after this conversation piece.]

Do you have feelings for Kenzi? Or are you just having casual sex with her?
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Because if you have feelings for her, be a man and ask her out. She cares for you, and I hate to see her wallowing in the waiting game much longer.
Edited 2017-01-02 02:52 (UTC)
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. My. God. Why are you children so thoughtless to each other? Bucky doesn't even have full range of his emotions and he figured it out.]

Good, I'm satisfied to hear that.

She is, but she's been hurt many times. Ask her out if you're inclined to keep those feelings of her. I think you both are good for each other.


[And he knows this because he spies on you two. So nyah.]
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't courted anyone in seventy years. Do you think I know what to do?

[That's a rhetorical question because he obviously does know what he's doing to get the ball rolling in the first place.]

Be honest. Be charming. And just ask her to dinner, take her somewhere that is least likely to kill her with food poisoning and tell her how you feel about her.
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Even telling her how you feel about her?

In her land, it seems to be a slap on the ass, a thumbs up to a shady corner and then a shotgun wedding with a man named Elvis. Best to do it from our traditions.
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Only because you're putting yourself at risk of rejection. It's worth it; I know she won't turn you down if you're honest.

Her world is very strange. Stick with my advice on the matter.
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Just remember: I will hurt you if you make her sad for being callous or unkind. Normal relationship fighting is fine.

And remember me for goat baby-sitting.
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I'm satisfied by you.
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[personal profile] disassembling 2017-01-02 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
So am I. Good luck.