IC: CONTACT (THE PINES)

[royalpassport]

❝ This is Jefferson. If I don't pick up, it's probably because I don't want to talk to you. ❞

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Comments

[sheriffing]

[ what about "HOTTIE" hot tea jokes?]

I'd appreciate you adding hot cocoa to your menu year round.

[royalpassport]

[ DEPENDS ON THE APPLICATION OF "HOTTIE". ]

Even in the summer? That's ridiculous.

[ He says, AS IF IT'S MORE PREPOSTEROUS THAN HOT TEA IN HOT WEATHER.

...

And also as if the shop isn't air conditioned, anyway. ]

[sheriffing]

Your entire business is selling hot drinks year round!

[ Jefferson. she would buy one EVER DAY.]

[royalpassport]

ELEGANT drinks. In iced varieties when it's hot out. It's completely different!

[sheriffing]

You don't sell the hot varieties in the summer?

[ don't lie to her, she knows. she knows.]

[royalpassport]

[ Cue: an unnecessarily long pause. ]

I do.

[sheriffing]

Then I don't see the difference.

You could always keep it off the menu and make it just for me every morning, but that's bad for business.

[royalpassport]

I'll float the idea by my employees, but I don't think they'll like it.

[ LIAR. He knows he's the one with the objection here, not them. ]

[sheriffing]

I think you're full of shit.

[ how did cocoa hurt you Jefferson?]

[royalpassport]

[ It's not the cocoa that hurt him! It's the cocoa-related harassment! ]

I don't know what you're talking about. Where's the trust?

[sheriffing]

In the hot cocoa you refuse to give me. Float the idea by Cassian.

[she trusts him, okay. he puts up with her asking about cocoa on the regular.]

[royalpassport]

Fine. I'll talk to Cassian.

[ Because surely Cassian will see why Jefferson shouldn't give in to Emma's demands! ]

[sheriffing]

Good, tell him I said hi.

[she's not saying he's her favorite. she's just saying he's a better businessman than the owner.]