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royalpassport) wrote2017-02-02 12:06 pm
royalpassport) wrote2017-02-02 12:06 pm
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THE PINES: GO ASK ALICE
Go Ask Alice.
where it's always six o'clock
Overview
Go Ask Alice is a quaint little tea room that Jefferson's been told he owns and manages here in the Pines. Too bad he's a shut-in and former thief/con artist who doesn't know the first thing about running a legitimate business. But he's... trying now???
Contrary to the shop's super adorable decor, there's usually a steady stream of 60s and 70s rock playing-- unless one of Jefferson's employees is in charge of the music for the day, in which case some staff selections will be playing.
Contrary to the shop's super adorable decor, there's usually a steady stream of 60s and 70s rock playing-- unless one of Jefferson's employees is in charge of the music for the day, in which case some staff selections will be playing.
Employees
- Jefferson (royalpassport) - Owner-- though 'figurehead' is more accurate
- Cassian Andor (ouzel) - Manager, aka the guy who actually runs everything
- Ignis Scientia (nightsight) - Baker and all-around useful guy
Rhiannon Allan(corby) - Tea Barista???? Mascot????RIP
Food
Scones & Pastries
English scones, with fruit preserves and clotted cream. Also available are scones in an assortment of flavors, croissants, apple turnovers, and idk whatever else they get from the bakery.
Tea Sandwiches
Some examples of what's available: Cucumber & Watercress, Egg Salad, Chicken Salad, Black Forest Ham & Gruyere, Tomato & Cheddar.
Salads
Some examples of what's available: Mixed Greens, Caesar, Grilled Pear & Endive, Arugula & Shaved Parmesan.
Tarts
A variety of tarts, both sweet and savory. Some sweet tarts available: Lemon, Lime, Mixed Berries. Some savory tarts available: Caramelized Onion, Mushroom, Summer Squash.
English scones, with fruit preserves and clotted cream. Also available are scones in an assortment of flavors, croissants, apple turnovers, and idk whatever else they get from the bakery.
Tea Sandwiches
Some examples of what's available: Cucumber & Watercress, Egg Salad, Chicken Salad, Black Forest Ham & Gruyere, Tomato & Cheddar.
Salads
Some examples of what's available: Mixed Greens, Caesar, Grilled Pear & Endive, Arugula & Shaved Parmesan.
Tarts
A variety of tarts, both sweet and savory. Some sweet tarts available: Lemon, Lime, Mixed Berries. Some savory tarts available: Caramelized Onion, Mushroom, Summer Squash.
Drink
Tea
OBVIOUSLY. By the pot. An assortment available, which I'm too lazy to come up with a menu for, so here, have an example of a thousand different teas.
Coffee
It's coffee. Nothing fancy. GO TO A COFFEE SHOP IF YOU WANT FANCY COFFEE-- no wait come back
Hot Chocolate
Seasonal, available in the winter. YEAR-ROUND. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, EMMA?
Iced Tea
Seasonal, available in the summer.
Juice & Soda
There are bottles of juice and soda available to purchase, but they're like fancypants hipster juice and soda. SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE COCA-COLA HERE. B)
OBVIOUSLY. By the pot. An assortment available, which I'm too lazy to come up with a menu for, so here, have an example of a thousand different teas.
Coffee
It's coffee. Nothing fancy. GO TO A COFFEE SHOP IF YOU WANT FANCY COFFEE-- no wait come back
Hot Chocolate
Iced Tea
Seasonal, available in the summer.
Juice & Soda
There are bottles of juice and soda available to purchase, but they're like fancypants hipster juice and soda. SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE COCA-COLA HERE. B)