ASSAULT & HATTERY
Bespoke Fashion For The Discerning Dead

Sick of blending into the crowd? Looking for an outfit that says "I'm a demon you want to know"? Or are you an angel who's simply tired of having rotten fruit thrown at your all-too-conspicuous halo? At Assault & Hattery, you can find the finest hand sewn hats, custom clothing, and bespoke suits Little Hades has to offer. It's not cheap, but can you really put a price on looking great?

Mostly, Jefferson just sells hats, but lately he's shifted focus to alterations and custom clothing by appointment, because not many demons want hats FOR SOME REASON. Honestly, it's mostly a front for his smuggling, thieving, and other odd jobs.

The shop itself is pretty much your standard hat shop, though the mannequin heads may give the impression that they're watching you. Yes, you specifically. And maybe they blink sometimes.




There's also a back room/workshop, where he conducts his other business.