That's awful! I can't even imagine a world where we're all human. [ He even shuddered for emphasis. Not that he was completely in love with his fellow fae or anything, but variety was the spice of life! ]

I mean, sure, Eudio's not the most exciting place, but at least there's magic. And definitely happy endings. [ He gave a wink before making a brief 'jerk off' motion with his hand. You know, that sort of happy ending. ]

What were you then? Before you were human.