IC: CONTACT (EUDIO)

[royalpassport]

❝ I'm not here. Leave a message. ❞

[ And now, thanks to Emma: ]

❝ Send me a message, and I'll respond when I get around to it. ❞

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[royalpassport]

I am. Among other places, I suppose.

[ Wonderland, etc. ]

To what do I owe the pleasure of a call from Captain Hook?

[assailed]

Aren't we all, mate?

[ Wonderland isn't really all it's cracked up to be. ]

Well, I've been attempting a roommate hunt with the help of a mate. But what I've decided in all my searching is that not a single person not from our world would understand the strangeness of home.

[royalpassport]

[ Jefferson pauses, the silence perhaps indicating his surprise. He's been in the market for a roommate, himself, though he hasn't exactly made it a priority-- for obvious, 'I'm antisocial and used to living as a recluse' reasons. So this is certainly a serendipitous call, one that could benefit the both of them, and yet he's thrown by it all the same. ]

You're certainly right about that. [ After a short beat, he adds: ] Was it process of elimination, then?

[ Because seriously, WHY WOULD ANYONE CHOOSE TO LIVE WITH THE MAD HATTER? ]

[assailed]

[ No one would understand how he's well over two-hundred years old and still kicking. No one would understand Wonderland or the Enchanted Forest or bloody Neverland. No one would understand any of the insanity. ]

Well, if you consider the only one eliminated was Prince Charming. Technically you're second choice. Would have been first if I had realized he was shacked up already with Emma's husband.