royalpassport: FTL (smug)
jefferson...is a giant troll ([personal profile] royalpassport) wrote2016-09-21 12:19 pm

IC: CUDDLR (EUDIO)


JEFFERSON (21)
I AM A TRAVELER AND ADVENTURER SEEKING COMPANY IN THIS NEW LAND. TELL ME A STORY AND I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF THE WORLDS I'VE VISITED.
       
YES
NO


OLD CUDDLR PROFILE (1/28/2017 - 5/1/2017):
I've traveled to many lands, some of which you may have read about in storybooks. A fun fact: Dormice make for terrible tea party guests.

No cuddling on the first date.

OLD CUDDLR PROFILE (9/21/2016 - 1/28/2017):
Single father who hasn't been on a date in more time than I care to admit. Let's start with getting to know each other over tea.

(Please stop calling me a 'DILF'. I'm not sure what that means, and I don't want to know.)
vexy: (sneaky)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-07 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh! 'ello crumpet. You're worth the wait.

[ Vex went from lazy to perky instantaneously. He sat up, swiveled smoothly in his seat to face the other man, and offered him a wicked-looking crooked smile and a salacious wink. Everything about him matched that working-class London accent of his, untamed and unpolished. Yet very fashionable! So, naturally, his dark eyes went down to rake over Jefferson's choice of threads with a low whistle. ]

Nice. Bit warm for autumn, yeah? Still, I like it. Got a tailor?

[ He waved at the bartender to bring them another pint for Jefferson, which was set in front of him shortly. ]
vexy: (confidence)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-08 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Do ya? Good with your hands then, yeah? [ Was everything an innuendo? Sure! He chuckled as he leaned back in his seat, took a swallow from his glass, then licked his lips. ]

Like it? Enjoy the view, love. You can stare all you want. [ He practically blossomed under attention. ] I've never heard of Storybrooke, what is that, a city? Sounds like something out of a kid's book.
vexy: (squint)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-10 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Anybody who doesn't roll their eyes at his innuendo is a winner in Vex's book. ]

Maine? What, in the States? Bugger me. So the higher-ups here were able to pull you out of that, eh? So what are you lot then? Sex slaves to some power-crazed lobster fae?

[ How can anybody be gloomy when Vex comes up with crazy shit like that? ]
vexy: (sassy)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's awful! I can't even imagine a world where we're all human. [ He even shuddered for emphasis. Not that he was completely in love with his fellow fae or anything, but variety was the spice of life! ]

I mean, sure, Eudio's not the most exciting place, but at least there's magic. And definitely happy endings. [ He gave a wink before making a brief 'jerk off' motion with his hand. You know, that sort of happy ending. ]

What were you then? Before you were human.
vexy: (munch)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-14 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, human but magic human, yeah? I gotcha. Well that sounds like a right kick in the bollocks, there you are able to hop anywhere and along comes Queen Lob and shuts it all down.

[ Because 'lobster fae' and 'evil queen' apparently got combined into 'Queen Lob'. ]

Well, I'm the last of my kind which sets me apart right there. A mesmer has the power to control your body. It doesn't work the same way here in Eudio, since they're all about 'consent' and all that shite. If you give me permission, I show you. I promise, it doesn't hurt. Unless you want it to. [ Wink. ]
vexy: (confidence)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-19 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Not surprised, no one I've met here seems to know about us. We're a rare lot, I suppose.

[ He didn't know why he bothered to say 'us', since he's been the only one in... forever. ]

And that depends on the situation, really. Mesmer doesn't affect your mind, but y'know how your mind can play tricks on you? Make you doubt yourself?

So imagine you're driving along, then suddenly you veer off the road. You'd probably be stunned, right? Wondering what happened? Your first thought wouldn't be 'oh, clearly someone controlled me', yeah? You'd think you made a mistake. You can't feel the power, there's no drain, no sign, no evidence.

Scary, yeah? Not so much in Eudio, it's all very friendly here.

[ He said with the slightest bit of a sneer, but it was followed by a smirk. ]

It's how I feed, so I gotta play nice or I go hungry.
vexy: (sneaky)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-26 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Vex drew in a slow breath as his eyes raked over Jefferson - or at least as much of him as he could see with a table blocking some of the best view. ] With you? Oh, darling, I have a list already.

[ He chuckled easily, then his eyebrows bobbed. ] You know what it's great for? Showing people what I like. No guesswork, no fumbling, the exact spots that drive me wild. But if you mean what would I have you do right now? Mm, jack off under the table, probably. I'd love to see your 'O' face in public.

Hypothetically. [ That was added with a devilish look. ]
vexy: (innuendo)

[personal profile] vexy 2016-10-27 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, not essential. I'm flexible. [ And given the look on his face, there was a definite 'in more ways than one' implied there. ]

Mm, I'd love to pique more than just your curiosity, crumpet. But I'll take what I can get. I know not everyone likes to kiss on the first date. [ Wink! Yes, that was about the fourth wink since they've met. It was just the sort of fae he was. ]