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IC: CUDDLR (EUDIO)

JEFFERSON (21)

I AM A TRAVELER AND ADVENTURER SEEKING COMPANY IN THIS NEW LAND. TELL ME A STORY AND I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF THE WORLDS I'VE VISITED.

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YES

NO

OLD CUDDLR PROFILE (1/28/2017 - 5/1/2017):

I've traveled to many lands, some of which you may have read about in storybooks. A fun fact: Dormice make for terrible tea party guests.

No cuddling on the first date.

OLD CUDDLR PROFILE (9/21/2016 - 1/28/2017):

Single father who hasn't been on a date in more time than I care to admit. Let's start with getting to know each other over tea.

(Please stop calling me a 'DILF'. I'm not sure what that means, and I don't want to know.)

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as a DILF myself, y not embrace ur sexy label & get laid? ;-)

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i haven't had tea in a long time. if you don't mind instant, i could make you some.

[This is how you do this right?]

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[ Only so informative, though it is more informative than some.

(Okay, most.)

Though the tea almost sways his decision. ]

Edited 2016-10-09 05:19 (UTC)

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So, maybe leaving a tick seems sketchy but it's the only way this thing'll let me say hello.

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[You said NO to her?

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Regina holds grudges. Just a little bit.]

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What do you like to do for fun, Jefferson? Not jogging, as we know.

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I suppose FILB is out of the question, then. Tea sounds nice, though. Black as a midwinter's night, I hope?

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dilf stands for Dude Is Licking Flags

are u licking flags

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...Please tell me no one's told you yet.

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No DILFing, I promise.

Starting with some tea sounds great.

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Ever try sweet tea?

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I'll take your word on the dormice, darling. I never saw much use for them myself.

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Storybooks?

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Can't say I knew that about dormice. My animal drinking partner is a talking sloth.

Well-traveled, huh? I bet you have some colorful stories.

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Is a Dormouse different than a regular mouse?

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